They hate to do the dishes. It’s been a few days since they showered. You’ve seen them eat food directly out of the trash. And yet, your Valentine is a shiny treasure in the trash heap of life– Just like it says on this special greeting card.
Help them live their best Trash Panda lifestyle with a Platinum Plaisir fountain pen, which gleams as they write with water-resistant, permanent carbon ink. A ripe banana clip keeps their scribblings neat and tidy in a handy, paper-bag-brown spiral pocket notebook. Who could refuse such a gift? Certainly not the three raccoons in a trench coat that wrote this gift set description.